Last night I did something completely out of character and went to a guy’s house before actually meeting him in a public place. Luckily we had been talking for a looooong time and he’d sent me a bunch of selfies. I wasn’t too worried and for once my recklessness did not lead me into a hilariously disastrous situation, so that was good. On the less bright side, this guy will henceforth be known as the Talker, because he did not shut up for a millisecond until we were both naked. Thank goodness he finally went quiet then, or I swear I would’ve just been like “Nope, fuck this shit” and hightailed it out of there. Nothing magical to speak of, though he does have a really nice car and he promised to take me on a drive in it at 140 mph, so I’ll definitely have to see him again.
Gotta be careful though. He seems like one of those guys that would be way to easy to conquer, you know what I mean? Like I know I could have him eating out of the palm of my hand in a couple weeks if I really wanted to, but that’s the thing – if I can tell that the win will be easy as pie, then I don’t really want to play the game. I’ve said a few times that I want many people to fall in love with me. It’s a pretty powerful thing to hold someone’s heart and be able to do whatever you want with it, and yes I know it’s a fucking shitty thing to want, but remember, narc writing here. But even though I want that, I also want the thrill of the chase. And not just any chase, but a very difficult one – an ultimate chase, as it were. I want the victory of holding a heart that very, very few other women could. If it’s too easy it’s boring.
With this guy it would be too easy, so I’m not interested. What a paradox, huh? Ah well. At least it will be fun for a little while.
In other news, I read this great article about using a grapefruit to give a blowjob. Apparently it feels really good. I posted the article on my Facebook and mentioned that I needed to find a willing victim to try it out on, because I think it would be fucking awesome to give a blowjob with a grapefruit. I LOVE grapefruit. So yummy! Anyway, someone jokingly suggested that I post a craigslist ad for my so-called willing victim. Obviously I wouldn’t actually contact anyone who’d reply off of craigslist, but can you imagine the kinds of responses I’d get? I’m very tempted to post the ad just for the funsies of being able to screenshot emails and post them here. We’ll see if I do or not, I’m kinda busy this week so I don’t have a whole lot of time to spend glued to the computer, but it seems like a ton of fun.